Topic: Same Picture Different Line
Post a picture from a Bond movie and give it a different line.
“How many times do we have to tell you, this part of the beach is for gimps only!”
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Thunderpussy
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I laughed so hard the ball fell out of my mouth 
Great idea 
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”
- Charmed & Dangerous
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“Now sit still like a good boy while I research your underwear brand for the ‘Clothing and Memorabilia’ thread.”
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Chriscoop
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Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
“Now sit still like a good boy while I research your underwear brand for the ‘Clothing and Memorabilia’ thread.”
It was either that.....or the priesthood
- Chriscoop
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"Now look here, I'm pretty sure this isn't in the rules of strip poker"
It was either that.....or the priesthood
- Charmed & Dangerous
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"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Thunderpussy
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" A little itch down there ? Given your sex life, I surprised you haven't already scratched it off completely "
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”
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great jokes keep them coming!
No, no, my balls are definitely bigger than yours!
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Charmed & Dangerous
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“Look, the SatNav definitely said TURN RIGHT.”
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Thunderpussy
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" I hear this Goldfinger plays a fair game of golf "
" He does, if you keep your eyes on him !"
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”
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Thunderpussy wrote:
" Did you wash your balls before playing?
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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When he said “would you like a beer,” I thought he meant a pint.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Charmed & Dangerous
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“And this, Mr Bond, is where we make the magic to fuel the Tory leadership bidders.”
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Thunderpussy
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Sanchez was very proud of his Home brewing kit.
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”
- Thunderpussy
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Ryanair introduce a new "Economy Service "
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”
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Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Barbel
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"I know I asked for al dente, but this is ridiculous."
- Chriscoop
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Barbel wrote:
"I know I asked for al dente, but this is ridiculous."
It was either that.....or the priesthood
- Chriscoop
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"bloody crap Rolex, the lume is shocking, I must ask Q to get me one of those new Omegas!"
It was either that.....or the priesthood
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“You can have a go on me next!”
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Charmed & Dangerous
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"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Barbel
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"I did it... MYYYY WAAAY"
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Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Thunderpussy
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" See Sean, It really is a wig "
" I'm loving the input guys, but could you please leave, so I can take a dump !"
This is terrible, You've broken Roger !
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”
- Charmed & Dangerous
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"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."