Topic: Same Picture Different Line
Post a picture from a Bond movie and give it a different line.
“How many times do we have to tell you, this part of the beach is for gimps only!”
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Thunderpussy
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I laughed so hard the ball fell out of my mouth 
Great idea 
“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
- Charmed & Dangerous
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“Now sit still like a good boy while I research your underwear brand for the ‘Clothing and Memorabilia’ thread.”
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Chriscoop
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Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
“Now sit still like a good boy while I research your underwear brand for the ‘Clothing and Memorabilia’ thread.”
It was either that.....or the priesthood
- Chriscoop
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"Now look here, I'm pretty sure this isn't in the rules of strip poker"
It was either that.....or the priesthood
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"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Thunderpussy
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" A little itch down there ? Given your sex life, I surprised you haven't already scratched it off completely "
“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
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great jokes keep them coming!
No, no, my balls are definitely bigger than yours!
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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“Look, the SatNav definitely said TURN RIGHT.”
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Thunderpussy
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" I hear this Goldfinger plays a fair game of golf "
" He does, if you keep your eyes on him !"
“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
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Thunderpussy wrote:
" Did you wash your balls before playing?
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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When he said “would you like a beer,” I thought he meant a pint.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Charmed & Dangerous
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“And this, Mr Bond, is where we make the magic to fuel the Tory leadership bidders.”
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Thunderpussy
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Sanchez was very proud of his Home brewing kit.
“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
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Ryanair introduce a new "Economy Service "
“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
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Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Barbel
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"I know I asked for al dente, but this is ridiculous."
- Chriscoop
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Barbel wrote:
"I know I asked for al dente, but this is ridiculous."
It was either that.....or the priesthood
- Chriscoop
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"bloody crap Rolex, the lume is shocking, I must ask Q to get me one of those new Omegas!"
It was either that.....or the priesthood
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“You can have a go on me next!”
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Charmed & Dangerous
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"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
- Barbel
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"I did it... MYYYY WAAAY"
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Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
- Thunderpussy
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" See Sean, It really is a wig "
" I'm loving the input guys, but could you please leave, so I can take a dump !"
This is terrible, You've broken Roger !
“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.
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"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."