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I think that's about it, TDE, though one effect of writing these has been to restart the Imaginary Conversation thread so please check that out.  ajb007/smile

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Once I've got my albatross, err, I mean my choc ice, I'll do just that.

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The Domino Effect wrote:

Once I've got my albatross, err, I mean my choc ice, I'll do just that.

Careful, that doesn’t come with wafers  ajb007/amazed

YNWA 96

The Unbearables

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Well just for you TDE, here’s one more with compliments of the season:


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney for access
(Number 24 hoped they'd be filled by an actress).
Thunderpussy was dressing the last of the tree
In the hopes of receiving a Carry On DVD.
While DZ was writing to Santa most eager:
"Dear Santa, any chance of another Omega?"
Bond Vivant and Matt S. studied their stockings’ fine cloth,
Comparing it at turns to a Dior Homme swatch.
And Someone was plotting the final call sheet
for Santa's trip south, come rain, snow or sleet;
Sir Miles was already tucked up in bed,
Dreaming of another title win for the Reds;
The Domino Effect was vividly dreaming,
Of intermissions filled with dairy ice creaming.
Silhouette Man, HardyBoy and Shady Tree,
All dreamt of a lock-in at the S&BG.
Thunderbird Two, Lady Rose, and CHB
Slept the sleep of the righteous (or too much Chablis?)
Gebruder Gumboldt and Sir Hilary Bray,
Dreamt of watching OHMSS again Christmas Day.
In the bunk bed above Napoleon Plural was solo,
While in the bunk bed below Superado played Cluedo.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a whacking great sleigh and eight wheezing reindeer.
Two little old drivers sat laughing so well,
I knew in a moment - it was C&D and Barbel.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney came Charmed and Barbel with a bound.
And I laughed when I saw them, in spite of myself;
They'd brought Asp 9mm with them - that wily old elf.
A wink of Charmed's eye and a nod of Barbel's head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
They spoke not a word, but went straight to their bag;
And filled all the stockings with lots of Bond swag.
A Billy Reid peacoat; a prop Goldeneye mine;
Eva Green in her stockings for WaltherP99.
And the piece de resistance, in a style no way muted,
Some trainers for Higgins in a green 'orribly putrid.
Asp chuckled to himself, he was having a ball:
As the trainers he delivered were two sizes too small.
With their sleigh towed by those of the reindeer persuasion,
Off they flew to write more imagin’ry conversation.
But I heard them exclaim, ere they flew out of sight:
“Happy Christmas to all, though 'tis No Time For Flight!”

Last edited by Charmed & Dangerous (15th Dec 2020 01:16)

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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ajb007/heart  ajb007/heart  ajb007/heart  Love it!

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But... but........ EVA!!!!!!   ajb007/amazed

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ajb007/cheers  brilliant.

"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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Excellent  ajb007/lol

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I like the fact that Asp9mm always looks like the idiotic midget that he really is in those pieces  ajb007/wink

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------

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Take a bow, C&D, that is absolutely fabulous!

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

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Higgins wrote:

I like the fact that Asp9mm always looks like the idiotic midget that he really is in those pieces  ajb007/wink

Cos you have come across as the heroic beefcake you really are  ajb007/lol

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https://i.postimg.cc/gnDNm0W2/micky-de-rauch.jpg

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Well Done C&D  ajb007/martini

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One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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Asp9mm wrote:
Higgins wrote:

I like the fact that Asp9mm always looks like the idiotic midget that he really is in those pieces  ajb007/wink

Cos you have come across as the heroic beefcake you really are  ajb007/lol

Last edited by ACACIA_AVENUE (16th Dec 2020 08:45)

One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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Fantastic! Thank you so much. I laughed so much I dropped my choc ice, but I can always get another.

Right, it's off to the stage door now in the hope of an autograph or two...I brought "The Autobiography of Dell" for Higgins to sign.

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Absolutely marvellous, C&D  ajb007/cheers  ajb007/lol

YNWA 96

The Unbearables

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In spite of the regretable Eva Green situation I can say the Christmas Pantomime, and perhaps especially this one, has made my December a better one for me. But not as much as Eva would have  ajb007/biggrin

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Did somebody say „green“?  ajb007/shifty

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------

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Thanks one and all, I had a lot of fun writing it  ajb007/embarrassed

Number 24, I'll make sure that Eva takes a trip to Norway for New Year  ajb007/biggrin

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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If I knew your influence on the very talented and lovely Eva I would have asked years ago. 2021 is shaping up to be a great year!

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Higgins wrote:

Did somebody say „green“?  ajb007/shifty

Stoopid Higgins, stoopid green, stoopid egg.

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As Christmas is almost over, I just wanted to say how much fun it was to collaborate, if
only in a small way with the more talented members of AJB007 in the Panto.  ajb007/martini

"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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Feelings echoed by me.

....same time next year?  ajb007/biggrin

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And echoed by me too.  ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini

Re next year, let me just check my diary..... yes, yes I think I can squeeze in a few more imaginary conversations...

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."