Topic: Not Long Ago...
On a rundown street in a remote town sat a nondescript establishment called Motto’s Pub. The proprietor Steven Forstbollard was doing well. He had a loyal cadre of locals drinking his beer, and he supplemented the pub with a downstairs area he named Tops To Bum, which specialized in burlesque – specifically, drag shows in which each male performer assumed a specific female persona. Steven’s old pal Bob Lasker, one-time performer himself, ran things down there.
Unfortunately, Bob was somewhat scatterbrained. One day, he managed to lose the entire performance schedule. He had list of the male performers’ names, but not their female personas nor the order in which they were to take the stage. The male performers were:
Mayo Asavana
Martin Asford
Scotty Austen
Grant Bhadel
Simon Callemet
Brant Cody
Stu Coospy
Ronnie Cudurof
Rory Denehy
Gordon Gamithy
Ari Listoe
Alan Mendeswein
Donald Morvie
Mark Olivay
Paxton Peonia
Earl Poluma
Vin Reese
Nate Sciaffy
Jens Oscar Smith
Gary Spoules
Vern Spydel
Eric Varspar
Antonio Vatarama
Michael von Lake
In a panic, Bob appealed to Steven for help. Steven looked over the list and smiled. “No worries, Bob. Everything you need is right here – the female personas, and the order in which they go onstage.”
How was Steven able to figure this out?