Fave one liners please!

Just wondering what everyone's favorite one liners from bond are.
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  • A_Water_PistolA_Water_Pistol Posts: 21MI6 Agent
    all from moonraker?
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    "Anyone else want to drop out?"
    (Max Zorin - AVTAK) I think it was Christopher Walken's evil smile that really made the line truly evil!
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  • taitytaity Posts: 702MI6 Agent
    Quoting A_Water_Pistol:
    all from moonraker?

    It did have some good lines. (Lines, not plot)

    "There's a useful four letter word. And you're full of it."
  • moores babemoores babe Posts: 2MI6 Agent
    The best one liner has to be the classic!!!

    bond: "do you expect me to talk"
    Goldfinger: "no mr bond... i expect you to die"

    you cant beat the classics
  • Tilly Masterson 007Tilly Masterson 007 UKPosts: 1,472MI6 Agent
    "They'll print anything these days!"

    Brosnan after he chucks the guy off the platform into the printer in TND.
  • The BaronThe Baron Posts: 66MI6 Agent
    It's a Smith and Wesson. And you've had your six. Dr No
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Too many lines to quote them all.
    Actually there isn't - look!

    "Oh and be careful of her nail varnish" DN
    "Are you sure that's all you want?" "Well..." FRWL
    "I expect you to die!" GF
    "Wait till you get to my teeth" TB
    "But we're on our honeymoon!" YOLT
    "Guns make me nervous" OHMSS
    "I didn't know there was a pool down there" DAF
    "Now Mr Bleaker I know you can't just glue the wings back on" LALD
    "That's a useful four letter word, and your full of it" TMWTGG
    "Keeping the British end up, sir" TSWLM
    "You missed" "Did I?" MN
    "Yes well, put your clothes back on and I'll but you an ice cream," FYEO
    "Not now, later perhaps" OP
    "And I'm Dick Tracy" AVTAK
    "In the diplomatic bag" TLD
    "You want it, you keep it...old buudy" LTK
    "How original" GE
    "And Mr Stamper would you please kill those b*st*rds!" TND
    "We're strictly plutonic" TWINE
    "Plenty of ice...if you can spare it" DAD
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    "Goldfinger? Sounds like a french nail varnish."

    "That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing - I approve." DAF

    "She should have kept her mouth shut." FRWL

    "There's no sense in going off half-cocked." LALD
  • canoe2canoe2 Posts: 2,007MI6 Agent
    "I know a little about women." TB
  • Tilly Masterson 007Tilly Masterson 007 UKPosts: 1,472MI6 Agent
    "I think he got the point!"

    Bond to Vargas after shooting him in TB.
  • Hells AngelHells Angel Posts: 36MI6 Agent
    "Mr Bond is indeed a very rare breed,soon to be made extint!" - OP
  • backtothefoldbacktothefold Posts: 15MI6 Agent
    Quoting JakeL:
    "You'd make a great saleswoman."
    "Enjoy your flight."
    "Unless you're a pheasant."
    "Oh, he had to fly."
    "Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr Bond."
    {[]

    Of course, the best line in MR is Q's: "I think he's attempting re-entry!" ;)
  • Mr BigMr Big Posts: 4MI6 Agent
    speak now or forever hold your piece
  • DominoDomino Posts: 31MI6 Agent
    "Can you watch my sister, she's just dead,"
  • Dr KauffmanDr Kauffman Posts: 4MI6 Agent
    edited April 2005
    Shut the door Alec there's a draft- GE

    It looks quite difficult.. Oh no, it really isn't!- TB

    Saved by the bell -DAD
    Yes, this was a slightly weaker one and predictable but in a way it needed to be said, it was one of the few moments in DAD that made it feel like a bond film.

    How about: Love a drive in the country don't you?- FYEO
  • i expect u2 diei expect u2 die LondonPosts: 583MI6 Agent
    Quoting Tilly Masterson 007:
    "They'll print anything these days!"

    Brosnan after he chucks the guy off the platform into the printer in TND.

    I'd have liked that to say "Red from cover to cover!"

    My favorite is, obviously, "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    I do enjoy this part:
    James I want you to stop this car.
    Really?
    Stop this car at once!
    *stops the car*

    It's just the way he says 'really'. :))
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Mr BigMr Big Posts: 4MI6 Agent
    read the bottom of this post. how evil can a villain get?
  • MayDaysBitchMayDaysBitch Posts: 1MI6 Agent
    "HE WAS THE MAN ON THE EIFFEL TOWER!"
    thanks for that dramatic delivery, Grace!

    "I need re-filling."
    "MMMM?! Oh, of course you do."

    "And Greek women like Elektra... always avenge their loved ones."

    "IT IS MY OIL!!!! MINE!!"
  • Johnny OJohnny O Posts: 5MI6 Agent
    Goldfinger...

    "My name is Pussy Galore."
    "I must be dreaming..."

    :-)
  • allinthemindallinthemind Posts: 4MI6 Agent
    Quoting JakeL:
    "So does England." (TSWLM Pre-titles)


    yeah i love that one.

    also
    "names is for Tombstones" LALD
  • Tilly Masterson 007Tilly Masterson 007 UKPosts: 1,472MI6 Agent
    "How original."

    Bond in Goldeneye.
  • PUCCINIPUCCINI Posts: 70MI6 Agent
    -That's what I call trouble!
  • Tee HeeTee Hee CBT Headquarters: Chicago, ILPosts: 917MI6 Agent
    Magda: "You have a good memory for faces.."

    Bond: "And figures..."
    "My acting range? Left eyebrow raised, right eyebrow raised..."

    -Roger Moore
  • obsessed27obsessed27 Posts: 22MI6 Agent
    "The difference between genious and insanity is measured only by success." Elliot Carver

    "When you remove Mr. Bond´s heart, it should be just enough time for him to watch it stop beating." Elliot Carver
  • Tilly Masterson 007Tilly Masterson 007 UKPosts: 1,472MI6 Agent
    "You know him?. Not socially. His name's Jaws, he kills people."

    Goodhead to Bond in Moonraker.
  • KissyfanKissyfan Posts: 4MI6 Agent
    YOLT

    Helga Brandt: I've got you now.

    Bond: Well enjoy yourself.

    Slap
  • Karl StrombergKarl Stromberg Posts: 12MI6 Agent
    My absolute favourite - perfectly delivered by Connery is from Dr No.:

    [Bond to Dr. No] "Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?"
  • Bond_JamesBond_James Posts: 24MI6 Agent
    "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."-GE
  • Bond_JamesBond_James Posts: 24MI6 Agent
    "You've had your 6. Now let me have my 80."-TLD
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