The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    and was glad of his experience with ...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...conserving his breathe in high altitudes. He.....
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...and began his pursuit of the shuttle.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Felt a terrific judder from behind his
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Out of the corner of his eye
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    .... he saw Jaws on another jetpack!! Bond.....
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...and caught Jaws by the teeth. James......
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...wrestled Jaws' jetpack off his back. Jaws.....
  • Casino Royale With CheeseCasino Royale With Cheese Posts: 44MI6 Agent
    prized his teeth away from the watch
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Now Bond had two jetpacks! He neared....
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ..punched through the glass of the cockpit.....
  • DutchJamesBondFanDutchJamesBondFan the NetherlandsPosts: 414MI6 Agent
    it was NickNack behind the shuttle's wheel.
    Don't confuse me with the other DutchBondFan, but be sure to follow his YouTube account. You can read my articles on James Bond Nederland: www.jamesbond.nl/author/gosse/
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ....the commotion. Bond strapped NickNack to a....


    (I'm counting NickNack as one word to speed this up. And I think this Shuttle final battle should wrap up our 'movie'. Good job everybody! Let's give this adventure an Epic Bond finale!!!)
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    His PPK. Kicking open the cockpit door........


    (yes I know I've made two consecutive posts)

    (That's fine. I was thinking that we needed to complete the story)

    ...he saw the 'real' Madeline Swan tied......
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    To Lucia Sciarra. 'Blazes!' thought Bond, as....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ....he paused to pick his nose. Suddenly.....
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ....his pants. "Not now!!! Need to focus!"
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :))

    As the two helpless, bound beauties struggled...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Checked the collars and cuffs matched, then...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Himself ("hmm, those Balkan Turkish fags again")...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Look at the size of my hands!"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Bond spotted Von Volkswagon and his henchwomen.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Bavaria Motor Works and Barbara Porsche Carrera.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Volkswagon scoffed, "In 5 minutes my laser......
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... be out of warranty, so I must .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...fill out some forms before we fight."

    (Von Volkswagon floated in the shuttle while filling out the appropriate extended warrenty forms on a laptop computer. Bond floated, arms crossed, straightened his tie and let out a sigh of annoyance. Clearly, Von Volkswagon had difficulty remembering the pertinent information needed. A giant digital timer on the wall counted down the minutes to the warrenty's expiration. Sweat began to bead on everyone's foreheads. Finally as the timer neared triple zeros, Volkswagon's meaty index finger plunged down on the left mouse button hovered over the 'submit' button. Volkswagon breathed a sign of relief.... his laser was protected another year. Then he said, "Now, Mr. Bond....we fight")

    (sorry couldn't help myself :)) )
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Von Volkswagon lunged sloooowly at agent 007.

    (I broke the rules, too, with a double post)
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Much like his farts in post 50.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Volkswagon twisted Bond's nipple saying, "Purple nurple!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Luckily, it was fake and twisted off.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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