Gentlemen and ladies, hold the presses. This just in.
By a curious quirk of fate, we have the perfect story
with which to launch our satellite news network tonight.
It seems a small crisis is brewing in ..............
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
... we now see a vacuous aimless horde of seekers-after-pleasure--gambling at the pools and bingo, whining at the weather and the declining fortunes of the country, and wallowing nostalgically in gossip about the doings of the Royal Family and...
"Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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By a curious quirk of fate, we have the perfect story
with which to launch our satellite news network tonight.
It seems a small crisis is brewing in ..............
(Good thing Higgins doesn't play this game, or he'd make another skirt joke)